Julie (J): Gina pa ko di gahulat mo. 6:30 pa.
Eli (E): Te kaluoy gali, wala may gasapak simo.
J: Damu guro ya gatulok sakon!
Hmmm, what were those people thinking?
* * * * *
E: (annoying Demi during Student Council get-together-whatever)
Demi (DE): Eli, kabaho simo!!!
E: Gleng, pwede favor, simhuti ko bi…?
God, Eli, manners please… and tact.
* * * * *
E: Hmph! Tungod sa manghod mu ga-perfume na ko adlaw-adlaw, simhuti bala!
Donna (DO): Bah! Maski gaperfume ka baho ka naman nga daan! Aaaah, kaya pala yung sasakyan mo nakalilingin, dahil sa amoy!!!
Eli (E): Te kaluoy gali, wala may gasapak simo.
J: Damu guro ya gatulok sakon!
Hmmm, what were those people thinking?
* * * * *
E: (annoying Demi during Student Council get-together-whatever)
Demi (DE): Eli, kabaho simo!!!
E: Gleng, pwede favor, simhuti ko bi…?
God, Eli, manners please… and tact.
* * * * *
E: Hmph! Tungod sa manghod mu ga-perfume na ko adlaw-adlaw, simhuti bala!
Donna (DO): Bah! Maski gaperfume ka baho ka naman nga daan! Aaaah, kaya pala yung sasakyan mo nakalilingin, dahil sa amoy!!!
Evil… just plain evil… but funny.
* * * * *
Let’s not forget my debates with Eli, where I was able to produce countless short-lived, now-forgotten punch lines. Ma’am Sybil, if you would kindly remember…
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